"@TheOnion: Groceries Strategically Placed Around Checkout Conveyor Belt's Wet Spots pic.twitter.com/DmZOsjMlNi" @JaredWebb21 @renegadevalor
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"@TheOnion: Groceries Strategically Placed Around Checkout Conveyor Belt's Wet Spots pic.twitter.com/DmZOsjMlNi" @JaredWebb21 @renegadevalor
@TheOnion So glad to see you're reporting on an important issue. Finally!
@TheOnion what's worse than a package,especially a paper one placed on such a spot???on a honey spot!ewwwww
@TheOnion Yeah, until the checker insists on running the conveyor belt and all your stuff bunches up over the wet spots!
@TheOnion Heh heh. You said wet spot.
@TheOnion Whew! Crisis averted.
@TheOnion looking at the ingredients in the photo, what culinary delight are they having tonight ? 
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