@TheOnion El Chapo said he has to get back to work so he can buy another $7 million dollar house for Enrique Peña Nieto
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@TheOnion it's not his fault.. he is possessed by the spirit of Pablo Escobar!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bb. -n ,Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Admit it, when he threatened@realDonaldTrump, you started rooting for him at least a little bit.https://soundcloud.com/catsbutmostlyotherstuff/cats-but-mostly-other-stuff-episode-101?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=twitter …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and then he will come back as a moleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Give El Chapo the Trump hair do piece, and he'll never escape.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just take him to Huntington Beach and let a shark eat him. lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Prison Warden Vows To Take Away El Chapo’s Tunnel Privileges If Captured http://onion.com/1dZg7J1 pic.twitter.com/DzRKM2X8hS”
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@TheOnion: Prison Warden Vows To Take Away El Chapo’s Tunnel Privileges If Captured http://onion.com/1dZg7J1 pic.twitter.com/pJd5aRDaat"







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@TheOnion THIS WINSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what a hardassThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the right amount of money will fix that -
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