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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jul 2015

    From The Archives: Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex http://onion.com/1dZihs3 pic.twitter.com/5zqI3tCI9g

    3:08 PM - 14 Jul 2015
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      1. Jim Scaryghostboo‏ @TheSoundDefense 14 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion so that's what the LACC is used for when E3 isn't in town

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      2. k y‏ @KDM1617 14 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion one of the best articles the onions ever written. Even cited as actual news Lmao

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      3. Gia Mitchell‏ @mitchell_gia 18 Jul 2015
        Replying to @KDM1617

        @KDM1617 @TheOnion LMAO FREAKIN IDIOTS!!!!! Thank you for posting that:)

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      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 15 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this was in the Onion 4 years ago, so it must be true. Where's the protest rally?

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      1. TattaLiciousBitch‏ @iAmTattalicious 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion 👀👀👀👀👀wth smdh

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      1. Justin Shaw‏ @ShawJustinb 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Comon sense won the debate finally. Or was the last guy who still thinks that abortion should be outlawed sick that day

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      1. Stephanie‏ @stecky87 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Oh no! There's going to be people who actually believe this & use it to justify cuts!

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      1. steven w. butler‏ @stevebutler4Him 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Hitler would be in awe

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      1. Clayton Butler‏ @Mr_postman 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @stevebutler4Him

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      1. Donraj‏ @DonrajSaryas 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I would support this

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      1. James Jay Cakes‏ @mr_jj_cakes 14 Jul 2015
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        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex http://onion.com/1dZihs3  here they come#ShootingFish

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      1. WILLIAM P. G. SHAW‏ @TRADITION2020 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Who can ever pay reparation to God for all this destruction of human beings ?

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      1. TheAmazingRando‏ @Rainbowsherbe10 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion : Was this one the most perceived as fact by right-wing Teabagging idiots? #GadsdenFlag #DontEducateMe

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      1. Kelly D‏ @GroovyBiitch 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion in Texas of course.😵

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      1. Jason Rager‏ @rager_jason 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion in Texas? ?

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      1. GlitterSnatch‏ @cclebron83 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion holy fuck, this is the greatest. ..

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      1. Cort Fernald‏ @CortFernald 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion You guys will be slotted to open Fox News Nite. They should pay you. LOL. Too funny...calling all evangelical heart attacks.

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      1. Now&Zen‏ @Sassnsass 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Better here than on the battlefield......... Y/?

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      1. J. Kevin Parker, CIP, INFO‏ @JKevinParker 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @foiafactor Wow. Just wow.

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