Pluto has five beautiful moons that it loves equally http://onion.com/1K6fM2P pic.twitter.com/VXOIF1AO4j
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Pluto has five beautiful moons that it loves equally http://onion.com/1K6fM2P pic.twitter.com/VXOIF1AO4j
.@NASA finds Pluto is as cold, desolate, uncaring as rest of Universe MT @TheOnion http://onion.com/1K6eDIw pic.twitter.com/pPiPOPW2Pe #PlutoFlyby
@TheOnion Its like your writers' minds: uninhabited & dense!
@TheOnion literally no one ever noticed me until now #IamtherealPluto
@TheOnion No trees? Jesus Christ, what do the squirrels do?
“@TheOnion: Here’s what we’ve learned about Pluto so far: http://onion.com/1K6eDIw pic.twitter.com/8nPOAxGdxp”
@TheOnion I know!!! It's a fucking planet, and it always will be.
@TheOnion its shit
@TheOnion, Yeah, why was it always purple in the solar system mobiles?
@TheOnion looks so cool
@TheOnion "If Donald's a duck; Mickey's a mouse; Goofy is a dog, then what's Pluto?" ~ Stand By Me
@IM_A_Carp @TheOnion Pluto is the dog. It's "What the Fuck is Goofy!"
@nagel_bill @TheOnion Well there is no F-Bomb in that scene.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Ze9T40gqg …
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