FOR: Creates room for some fresh new up-and-coming state sponsors of terrorism http://onion.com/1TAHVU6 #IranDealpic.twitter.com/fbcPXriFWs
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FOR: Creates room for some fresh new up-and-coming state sponsors of terrorism http://onion.com/1TAHVU6 #IranDealpic.twitter.com/fbcPXriFWs
AGAINST: Uranium only fun if enriched beyond 3.67 percent http://onion.com/1dZc2o6 pic.twitter.com/llw5dQ6aan
@TheOnion Nice Earrings Obama.
@TheOnion Obama always looks like CGI. I've never seen him in real life, so for all I know he lives in a computer. Like a Tron president.
@TheOnion "Zero people involved with this are to be trusted" is all I needed. Thanks for the laugh!
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