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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jul 2015

    Harper Lee Announces Third Novel, ‘My Excellent Caretaker Deserves My Entire Fortune’ http://onion.com/1M41txX pic.twitter.com/ImkZhQSx23

    10:50 AM - 14 Jul 2015
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Michael Morrison, HarperCollins president: http://onion.com/1La2cyk pic.twitter.com/Y5cOSvlfAR

        4 replies 81 retweets 217 likes
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      1. Red 5 standing by‏ @dustrock 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Mockingbird 3: To Contest a Will

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      1. Glenn Zorpette‏ @Electric_Genie 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @Spruke I understand it was largely ghost-written

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      1. Ivan‏ @ghornett 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion swish

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      1. tien.‏ @_tiennguyen 14 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .“@TheOnion: Harper Lee Announces Third Novel, ‘My Excellent Caretaker Deserves My Entire Fortune’http://onion.com/1M41txX 

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      2. MamaSpooky‏ @MamaSplicky 15 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @AlexMarkley Does this seem a bit unsettling to anyone else?

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      3. Alex Markley‏ @AlexMarkley 15 Jul 2015
        Replying to @MamaSplicky

        @MamaSplicky It’s sarcastic commentary on the artistic integrity of the “follow-up” to Mockingbird.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Alex Markley‏ @AlexMarkley 15 Jul 2015
        Replying to @AlexMarkley

        @MamaSplicky There is speculation that Watchman was never intended by Lee to be released in any state.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Alex Markley‏ @AlexMarkley 15 Jul 2015
        Replying to @AlexMarkley

        @MamaSplicky Perhaps it bears mentioning that The Onion is satire, not news.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. MamaSpooky‏ @MamaSplicky 16 Jul 2015
        Replying to @AlexMarkley

        @AlexMarkley It was much later that I realized this was a joke. I was so relieved. Perhaps it's a general review of Watchman.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Dolores‏ @DoloresOfCourse 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @DanaDelany - That's so good, it's bad.

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      1. A Nudnik‏ @AbuNudnik 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Superb. First drafts establish character and motivation. They aren't intended to be published. Now they're making a tempest!

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      1. Revolver‏ @americaneon 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion everyone's thinking it... even a little bit...!

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      1. FUCK TRUMP‏ @dsmpowered 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @lexicapic.twitter.com/OaLs7KYoGs

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      1. Kyrsten, Liz, Amy or Kamala 4 Prez‏ @Rick_Geissal 15 Jul 2015
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        RT @TheOnion Harper Lee Announces Third Novel, ‘My Excellent Caretaker Deserves My Entire Fortune’http://onion.com/1M41txX 

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      1. Laffin@Mirror again‏ @veniviedivici 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @taxbod Kate #McCann , Naiomi #Campbell and Jeffery Archer lined up as potential #ghost writers ?

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      1. Gianmarco Soresi‏ @GianmarcoSoresi 14 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion, did you see her @NewYorkTimes11 interview!?!?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxPnNi4nSEo …

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