@TheOnion @leemeade77 He's doing a damn GOOD job in California! Sucking water like a Pro! Elect him to be @GOP President Water Sucking Demon
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@TheOnion @spacefordoubt cc:@walruslifestyleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“
@TheOnion: “I will drain the world.” http://onion.com/1M8xLZr pic.twitter.com/lBrYxHvAC4” Hahahahahahahaha!
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Don't mess with almonds “
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@TheOnion / ** Silver Jewelry Online http://www.gala-jewelry.com ** /pic.twitter.com/N0lmuMSJAR
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@TheOnion@ClaraJeffery once I found an almond in my sinus cavity. It, it ... I beseech you lord nutmeat, drink from my essenceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Arrakis, almond planet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This would be a great monologue “
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@TheOnion Super Kami Guru approves of this Almonds agendaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and I will kill the friggin honey bees while I'm at it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion darn! There goes my food staple!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @BradOFarrell "I have a great thirst. A thirst so deep and so strong it can never be quenched." - you and me both, almondThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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