@TheOnion @JenDurama Quite safe here; she's still playing hard to get.
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@TheOnion: CDC: Cuddling Chickens Leads To Salmonella http://onion.com/1DeRzSW#WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/LpS3TMMALw”@jen_young36
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@TheOnion DARPA is developing recoil-less chickens.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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