@TheOnion You missed the obvious: sell the country to Disney and make it a theme park.
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Goed verhaal. “
@TheOnion: How Greece Can Solve Its Debt Crisis http://onion.com/1HTdHHY pic.twitter.com/R4A8ZJt8om”
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@TheOnion request every Greek dinner in America to donate $100. That should provide more than enough money.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Declare themselves as Chinese!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion File for bankruptcy and quit spending money you don't have.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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