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@TheOnion if you haven't been a title winner in the Miss USA System then you'll probably never understand. Being attractive is not a crime!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Politically correct left-wing social conservatives only care about politics. They also love easy snap judgements.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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