@TheOnion Oh lord! I thought this was supposed to be satire, not truthteller. I do this every year. Down to "teeth and employed".
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@TheOnion MILF's still ruleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is why men should date older woman.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my chances are improvingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lekker voor. JouThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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