@TheOnion is this you @TheKimAustin ?
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@TheOnion @EnwroughtDreams I went to my cousin after x-mas shopping when I was 16. My mom thought I was in a ditch with meningitis.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I drive a big truck Kids spilling out onto the roadway is really going to suck we need bigger ditches fast.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“@TheOnion: Report: Nation’s Ditches Overflowing With Children Of Worried Parents http://onion.com/1HTaHeC pic.twitter.com/Z67mmZu9Kg”
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@TheOnion extreme poor taste. -
@racheljusdoit@TheOnion it is comedy remember, nothing off limits with Onion.
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@TheOnion I hope the aren't face-down.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion O, ya. I used to yell this at my kid when she missed curfew.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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