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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jul 2015

    Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television http://onion.com/1HTb099 pic.twitter.com/YRLmqVnWd8

    2:00 PM - 10 Jul 2015
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      1. scott s‏ @TheScottShow1 10 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion sounds like some #RyanReynolds bullshit

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      1. BRIAN H KEARNEY‏ @BrianHKearney 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion He aint got a telly! He stays at home smokes home grown He hates techmology, don't even have a toilet, he just drops it in a hole.

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      1. Jack Barnes‏ @jackbarnes000 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @finn20rebels

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      1. Gabe Carey‏ @thegabecarey 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion oh my god, this is me #cordcutter

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      1. Panda Berkham‏ @PandaBerk 11 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion: Its like saying I dont use Facebook in the new generation

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      1. Hugh Mungus‏ @VillasenorAaron 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @JacobMandich This reminds me of Mr. McKinney

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      1. Just Me™‏ @lukereisser 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion or... I don't have cable, I have Netflix. And all proud of it.

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      1. MTM‏ @MTM130 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm so sick of people telling me they don't watch tv....if u really don't- keep it to yourself!!

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      1. Trevor Habermeyer‏ @thabermeyer 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion This sounds an awful lot like @GuyInYourMFA

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      1. Mandaliet‏ @teiladnam 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion The article that launched a thousand AV Club comments...

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      2. Saucy Peeps‏ @saucypeeps 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @Thunderlips187 LOLOLOL

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      3. A-Lo‏ @Thunderlips187 10 Jul 2015
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        @saucypeeps @TheOnion #whitefolks

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      2.  💀 ShaDOOM_Temple  💀‏ @Shado_Temple 10 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Funny part is, despite this being 15 years old, it's becoming more common today.

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      3. Home User‏ @HomeUserAtHome 10 Jul 2015
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        @Shado_Temple @TheOnion ...but mostly (in my experience) from people who use streaming services and try to claim that it's just as good.

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      1. InMemoryOf John Peel‏ @WorldCupOfMusic 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion not Area Man - that's Hip Joint (out of place) Man

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