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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jul 2015

    PRO: Stirring symbol of South’s never-surrender attitude 150 years after South’s surrender http://onion.com/1KUWT5E pic.twitter.com/w2ZpjTyfE6

    10:34 AM - 10 Jul 2015
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      2. Tommmmmmmmy‏ @TommyNapolitano 10 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @blemur I posted this on my FB and people got mad :P

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      3. ALΣX PΘP‏ @alex32359 10 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TommyNapolitano

        @TommyNapolitano @TheOnion same. Idk why people have such a strong affinity for this flag when they've lived in michigan all their lives...

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      4. Tommmmmmmmy‏ @TommyNapolitano 10 Jul 2015
        Replying to @alex32359

        @alex32359 @TheOnion I mean.. If you wanna put it in a museum I see no harm? IT'S HISTORY in that sense??

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      5. Tommmmmmmmy‏ @TommyNapolitano 10 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TommyNapolitano

        @alex32359 @TheOnion but I feel like flying that flag encouraged a mindset that is -- or should be -- frowned upon.

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      6. Tommmmmmmmy‏ @TommyNapolitano 10 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TommyNapolitano

        @alex32359 @TheOnion I guess my point was: people using "it's history!!" drive me fucking nuts :P

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      7. ALΣX PΘP‏ @alex32359 10 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TommyNapolitano

        @TommyNapolitano @TheOnion saw this recently. You don't see the German people cherishing this flag, so why do we?pic.twitter.com/EzYAjLtqO4

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      1. Scott Amichie‏ @scootdolor 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion A flag born in treason, then to become THE symbol of racial hatred in America. Wow. What a legacy!!

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      2. Hakeem‏ @isaiah_hakeem 10 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion there's no pros of flying it

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      4. Hakeem‏ @isaiah_hakeem 10 Jul 2015
        Replying to @victorianosilla

        @victorianosilla @TheOnion ok

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      1. aaron sihota‏ @aaron_sihota 13 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion saaavvvvaaagggeeeee

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 11 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion The confederate flag is getting a lot of buzz isn't it?

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      1. Mike Lennox‏ @lennoxmi 11 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @Gurney3 good one.

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      1. * * * * * *‏ @tina_tisme 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion History isn't always pretty. Nonetheless it IS apart of history. Leave it alone.

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      1. j g valentine‏ @jgvalentine1 10 Jul 2015
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        this is the only truth out there! @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/dieefvCxbl

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      1. Andy Dempsey‏ @JohnboySexy 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @EliKnotts no that was pretty good.

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      1. Jay K‏ @ClevelandViking 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Funny. I don't think racism will go away with it down, now, however. I know, I know, it's a satire site, I get it. Just sayin'.

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      1. spooky q‏ @nah_solo 10 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion savageeeeee

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