@TheOnion after that, they will consider attaching a head with a brain on it.
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@funnycommie@TheOnion that my dear is the real problems, dickheads are everywhere
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@TheOnion bulletproof bandanas or I walkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sure, they want THIS, but ignore my "bulletproof socks" idea.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bulletproof Sleeves?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If any extra protection of any kind is available cities states and or Feds should be forced to provide it to law enforcement!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just make Star Wars suit and it will be okayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Perps never aim for the arms as they are notoriously poor shots who lack confidence in their shooting.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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