@TheOnion Ox shocked by insipid predictable garden design, chooses death.
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@TheOnion this was a story in the very first paper copy of the onion I ever picked up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @FlandjobThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yep, That would a turn-off for me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "enormous mounds of maggot-infested ox flesh are common"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh man you never fail to make me laughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sorry, don't believe you. Thinks it a load of bull!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's not pretty when bullfighters take their work home.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hate when that happens.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Could try removing it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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