@TheOnion Now we know what really happened to the neanderthals.
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@TheOnion What? No saddle?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DaveWilcox3 I don't know if I believe this. I mean, were you there?#historicalscienceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Scientists were able to floss a nearly complete copy of the old testament from his teeth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@billeniumbeach ....Would you believe a 102 year old Red Skelton? (Sorry about that Chief.)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion holy shit this is owesomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BibleReloaded kind of makes me sad for humanity that christians actually believe that shit. Oh wellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton http://onion.com/1UGr0kt pic.twitter.com/nxC1notMK6” - BRILLIANT
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@TheOnion@worleyglobalbiz - Lord have mercy! Wow that is something. Do you think in the ancient of days animals could talk?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But isn't Earth only 4,000 years old?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Onion! Oh My!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@andresdavid@TheOnion I like the redacted quotes from other museums
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@JGwynn82 wow! I can't process this.
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