@TimMoran_ @TheOnion this was very necessary
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@TheOnion Exponential growth in Twitter followers reinforces hypomania in pregnant bipolar bitch@mikeyardcomedy@SteveCarell@TheDailyShow
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@TheOnion I advocate fatal selfies; get rid of these self obsessed douche bagsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would never support drone strikes on US soil...unless they were targeting people using selfie sticks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion actually saw a man y'day in uk stand in middle of busy road, hold up traffic, to take a selfie 100 yds in front of Stonehenge.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It maybe the last picture of you make it a good one
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