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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jul 2015

      Here are the pros and cons of flying the Confederate flag: http://onion.com/1Hhwacq pic.twitter.com/VY8pLxzBOU

      26 replies 1,162 retweets 959 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jul 2015

      PRO: Without it, nation might forget racism ever happened in U.S. http://onion.com/1HhyZu9 pic.twitter.com/Jv4oeMm1Lz

      11:56 AM - 8 Jul 2015
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        2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jul 2015
          Replying to @TheOnion

          CON: U.S. flag already represents history of entrenched prejudice just as wellhttp://onion.com/1HgnB4X 

          3 replies 179 retweets 366 likes
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        2. Damon‏ @damedonaldson 8 Jul 2015
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @TheOnion Stupid tweet and not funny at all. It legitimizes racism and promotes it.

          3 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
        3. Michael Rivera‏ @Based_Maestro 8 Jul 2015
          Replying to @damedonaldson

          @damedonaldson @TheOnion Social media promotes racism. It's sadly the messed up world we live in. The flag isn't doing anything.

          0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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        2. Andre‏ @AndreRizzotti 8 Jul 2015
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @TheOnion @Nick_Busta "it's all the way up there already" 😂

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        4. Andre‏ @AndreRizzotti 8 Jul 2015
          Replying to @Nick_Busta

          @Nick_Busta @TheOnion "Stirring symbol of South’s never-surrender attitude 150 years after South’s surrender"

          0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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        2. Nathaniel Dodson‏ @tutvid 8 Jul 2015
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @TheOnion ...aaannnnddd those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        1. Julia Gayden Nelson‏ @JuliaGNelson 8 Jul 2015
          Replying to @TheOnion

          “@TheOnion: Pros and Cons of Flying Confederate Flag: http://onion.com/1HhyZu9  pic.twitter.com/SrYI0158qi” Oh, Onion. It's too true to be funny.

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        1. Hizzy‏ @Alex_Hile25 8 Jul 2015
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @TheOnion Dumbest shit I've ever seen

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        1.  💋Sxywddrgn2c  💋‏ @Sxywddrgn2c 8 Jul 2015
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          @TheOnion lol

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        1. Anthony Cristo‏ @CristoDude 8 Jul 2015
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          @TheOnion Rebel battle flag is not the only flag of choice for racists.pic.twitter.com/WhmNyEjXuZ

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        1.  🇺🇸 ⭐️Dick Ritchie ⭐️‏ @DickRitchie73 8 Jul 2015
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          @TheOnion Wow. You guys at #theonion aren't going to jump onto the PC bandwagon are you? Thought you were better than that; Guess not.

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        1. Jack Tes‏ @JackBluethunder 8 Jul 2015
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          @TheOnion This is Crazy this is American History and Southern Heritage the Libtards are nuts and racist

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        1. Jack Tes‏ @JackBluethunder 8 Jul 2015
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          @TheOnion This is the St Andrews cross this was flown on the battle field of Virginia and Pennsylvania this Southern American Heritage

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