Story of my life. @TheOnion
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@TheOnion@officialthom Familiar action?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion recycling*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@tweetgrubes how difficult is it to make Mac n Cheese?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BigmoranDruid hahahaha I think we are all guilty of this once

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@TheOnion And then put in the recycling?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've done it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion done that too many timesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@mggtTaylor boil pasta for 9-11 minutes, drain, add 1/4 cup milk, 4 Tablespoons of butter and powder mix. add pasta back in & mixThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trash pic.twitter.com/ZRX2qfIref" HAHAHA
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@TheOnion how many times I have done that!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trash pic.twitter.com/RwkvwfJvMM"
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@TheOnion: Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trashpic.twitter.com/lPuUMdlIUF
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@TheOnion you guys are geniusesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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