@TheOnion grim truth
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@TheOnion this is sad
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@TheOnion The more you yell at him, the more the hipsters will want to do it, too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The only way to go like an elephant. The week before just lye down by the copy machine and never get back up. "Awful groan noises"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I had an ex-co-worker die on the job in a grocery store. Supposedly customers just stepped over him to grab stuff from the shelf.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they put there money in Greece stock, that's why!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: More Elderly People Now Dying Surrounded By Coworkers http://onion.com/1CZy0xC pic.twitter.com/itSrDyFBSA” At age 66 I know...
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@TheOnion@BernardKeane Great! That sounds like what Hockey wants 4 Australian workers!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That looks like me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Looks like a soccer game to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So coworkers are surrounding old people...and they are dying immediately dying...where I'm from we call that getting jumped...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @jchutchins See JC, using stock photos creatively is a thing. ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: More Elderly People Now Dying Surrounded By Coworkers http://onion.com/1CZy0xC pic.twitter.com/29afP1ELZz”@0st8n1
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@TheOnion@BernardKeane oh no that's awful & so true.#bone#closeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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