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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Jul 2015

    Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs http://www.theonion.com/r/50792tsd pic.twitter.com/xT66XPwj5D

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      1. Giraldus Cambrensis‏ @GiraldusCambren 7 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion They also have 'TRUMP' painted on their flanks, in big gold lettering.

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      1. day by day, bird by bird ™️‏ @Miss_Placed_ 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion sour milk, though.

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      1. Harley‏ @onewa64 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion my dad thought @realDonaldTrump actually said this

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      1. Skip‏ @DumbThumbz 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @whostheboff I’m dying lol

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      1. Norman Dong‏ @EarthPlannr 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion The more we hear about Trump, the sadder. It's not just feeling for immigrants bashed but for his kids who have to put up w/ this.

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      1. Diana P.‏ @peanopolis 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I wish @realDonaldTrump would just come out with it, and announce he's GOD. #delusionsOfRichWhitemen

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      1. Will Scragg‏ @ScraggWill 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion and you can land a jet on the top of his aircraft carrier-like hair.

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      1. Legendary Vendor Trash‏ @shadows_remain 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion He milks them for cash every day. Or at least, he pays someone to do it for him. He calls them 'Landlords'.

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      1. RamonAntonio‏ @RamAn345 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion He is a living satanic verse in America. That's why nobody really cares.

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      1. Hunky Gay Jesus™‏ @HunkyGayJesus 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion In the windmills of his mind

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      1. TheAverageChuck‏ @average_chuck 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I am almost certain, Donald Trump was brought here by space aliens.

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      1. Darcey Mussey‏ @yessumyecrad 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion he went on to say that he is a horse's ass bigger than any of their horses' asses.

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      1. Jason Dosier‏ @IvoryRymes 7 Jul 2015
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        @prmama44 He is the Don and he is probably telling the truth

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      1. Acho‏ @tweetingacho 9 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I'd expect him to say it. Can I trust him to run frn poly when he considers Hispanics as Mexicans? & Mexicans as South Americans?

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      1. cheerful robot‏ @thedjjasper 8 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I read the headline and thought it was for real for a sec. Hilarious

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      1. MarkFuccio‏ @markfuccio 7 Jul 2015
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        Presidential? “@TheOnion: Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500x Bigger Than Theirs http://www.theonion.com/r/50792tsd  pic.twitter.com/qyM9DsaaNf”

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      1. Jewels 💎 💎 💎‏ @bodyblissbyj 7 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Everything he says is true..is it not?

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