@TheOnion If anything the inevitable is no shock or even surprise to anyone with that much awareness.
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@TheOnion Saddest thing I've read on here. Think about that a lot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ugh I have these same thoughts a lot lately, as I've become much closer with my parents.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion spoiled brat already planning how to spend eventually-to-be dead parents money. Parents only 32.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is this the same person that wrote that Alzheimer's piece? I thought you guys were supposed to employ comedy writersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion close to homeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I must compose a really entertaining eulogy for my funeral he thinks as an afterthought.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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