.@TheOnion It's nice to see @kphipps3000 every now and again.
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@fauxbeatpoet@TheOnion That's what I like about that article: I get older and that sadsack stays the same age.
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@TheOnion@screencrafting Someone should snap up the film rights to this article, pronto. Feels like a movie.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Phipps!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@FurFurrrrr maybe this is all you've needed all along?!?!#screwourdayjobs#weregoingtohollywood -
@Salamandapie who are we kidding. I would probably be terrible at that too.#DebbieDownerNight -
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@Salamandapie okay if@RyanGosling does anything to this tweet. We leave for LAX....deal?
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@TheOnion ahahahah dumb idiot bought Final Draft everyone knows Highland is more than serviceable. PS please hire me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm in love with you, want to live with you!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the funniest thing about this is the fact that people are actually getting offended.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Sad Sack Purchases Screenwriting Software http://onion.com/1Ut4Y4A pic.twitter.com/pXuuUBFx8x” guilty
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@TheOnion This is over the top, Onion! Shame on you! (BTW, Final Draft ROCKS & works exactly like the box says)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Humanity in a nutshellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is how Uwe Boll got started.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~Allow me 2 speak encouragement from us all...Good luck wit dat!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mradamleclair@TheOnion "The heartbreaking man added that the software does interiors and exteriors, too." hahah
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@TheOnion this just made me feel bad... I mean I laughed, but I felt like a ginormous asshole after.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is that@kphipps3000 in the photo?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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