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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Jul 2015

    Sad Sack Purchases Screenwriting Software http://onion.com/1Ut4Y4A pic.twitter.com/M0bBrbZdXW

    2:00 PM - 6 Jul 2015
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    • swiskus Art Vandelay jon Josh M. LaHELL!!! Matt James Bickert Seabird E. Tammy Kim 김태미 Hunter Dale Webb
    16 replies 217 retweets 421 likes
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      2. Vikram Murthi‏ @fauxbeatpoet 6 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion It's nice to see @kphipps3000 every now and again.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. The Abominable Dr. Phipps‏Verified account @kphipps3000 6 Jul 2015
        Replying to @fauxbeatpoet

        @fauxbeatpoet @TheOnion That's what I like about that article: I get older and that sadsack stays the same age.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Gareth P. Smith‏ @garethps 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @screencrafting Someone should snap up the film rights to this article, pronto. Feels like a movie.

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      1. angle ramirez‏ @DreadRover 6 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Phipps!

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      2. ADD‏ @Salamandapie 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @FurFurrrrr maybe this is all you've needed all along?!?! #screwourdayjobs #weregoingtohollywood

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      3. Eric‏ @FurFurrrrr 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Salamandapie

        @Salamandapie who are we kidding. I would probably be terrible at that too. #DebbieDownerNight

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      4. ADD‏ @Salamandapie 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @FurFurrrrr

        @FurFurrrrr I already have our in. I slept in the same room as @RyanGosling in 1980. I'm sure he remembers me from the crib...literally.

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      5. Eric‏ @FurFurrrrr 8 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Salamandapie

        @Salamandapie okay if @RyanGosling does anything to this tweet. We leave for LAX....deal?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. SPIDERSHyphenMan‏ @SpiderHyphenMan 6 Jul 2015
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        .@TheOnion ahahahah dumb idiot bought Final Draft everyone knows Highland is more than serviceable. PS please hire me.

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      1. Nicole Issa‏ @CoyIssa 6 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm in love with you, want to live with you!

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      1. Manic Mess‏ @HealthyNihilist 6 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion the funniest thing about this is the fact that people are actually getting offended.

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      1. j. *scareric* lemur‏ @SifakaMon 6 Jul 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Sad Sack Purchases Screenwriting Software http://onion.com/1Ut4Y4A  pic.twitter.com/pXuuUBFx8x” guilty

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      1. Linda Cowls  🌊 🍂 🌊 🍁 🌊‏ @LindaC528 6 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion This is over the top, Onion! Shame on you! (BTW, Final Draft ROCKS & works exactly like the box says)

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      1. Ken Brough‏ @ken_brough 6 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Humanity in a nutshell

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      1. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar 6 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion That is how Uwe Boll got started.

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      1. Elizabeth Henry‏ @eahlovesu13 6 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion ~Allow me 2 speak encouragement from us all...Good luck wit dat!

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      2. Adam LeClair‏ @mradamleclair 6 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @justsnackss "purchases"? What a show-off

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      3. Callie Mills‏ @justsnackss 6 Jul 2015
        Replying to @mradamleclair

        @mradamleclair @TheOnion "The heartbreaking man added that the software does interiors and exteriors, too." hahah

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Charlie Shepard‏ @notthefirstone 6 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion this just made me feel bad... I mean I laughed, but I felt like a ginormous asshole after.

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      1.  🎃 Jake-o'-lantern  🎃‏ @FilmBart 6 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Is that @kphipps3000 in the photo?

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