@TheOnion Like a Generic Prescription it only needs to have 80% heart. Doesn't need the full 100%. You'll be fine.
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@TheOnion Doomed to a life of chain restaurants and Walmart.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good. I want a garlic heart. No way in hell Dracula will get me nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Cow? Pig? Goat heart?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Must be the out-going heart there...big as a football!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What if I want and elite premium plus heart?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's a pretty big Heart. Where did it come from?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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