@TheOnion Is this a Michael Scott reference?pic.twitter.com/cBTzg8a6yR
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@TheOnion @JefJennings @MyrrhJennings I know you will appreciate these tips for your next marathon!
@TheOnion Dont forget to wear the shortest shorts you can find. If your testicles aren't popping out they're too long.
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