@TheOnion God doesn't make mistakes


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@ARingalenegotti@TheOnion he made you so you know -
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@TheOnion@KateCoogan oh...so God really is a man? Debate over.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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BRILLIANT! "
@TheOnion: Researchers Say Virgin Mary Actually God’s Second Choice To Bear Son http://onion.com/1ICCWPs pic.twitter.com/91LehCZt5c"
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@TheOnion how about: "God actually Mary's second choice to father her son"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@conjugateprior RT@TheOnion Researchers Say Virgin Mary Actually God’s 2nd Choice To Bear Son http://onion.com/1ICCWPs pic.twitter.com/Q8NfinhZP2
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@TheOnion THE REAL SCOOP: Researchers Say God Was Actually Mary's Second Choice To Father Her Child.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was his first choice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LEAVE RELIGION OUT OF YOUR RANGE. -
@rembrandtrubens Why should they?
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@TheOnion While the Onion and others may make fun of Christians, the Onion and others remain too afraid to make fun of Muslims...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Researchers Say Virgin Mary Actually God’s Second Choice To have this man on steroidsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What a load of crap!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WOW, what a story!!! So Erica was "the total package"!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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