@TheOnion you wouldn't be in this trouble if you were still in the empire .. #ungratefulcolonials
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@TheOnion Well, if they just folded over the edge they'd always know where it starts. lol -
@maggiemae802@TheOnion or alternatively over engineer a solution and make it from billet aluminium.
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@TheOnion I don't think this is satire, I think it's actually trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Go ahead and laugh, everyone. But it's a real problem 'round here. :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Three million untangling iPhone earbud cords.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Take some advice from a housewife. Put a bread twisty at the end of it, and you will always find it. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion True....especially with rolls of mailing tape!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@KariLakeFox10 1.5 mil picking their noses.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think they where just talking about me@ConanOBrien that's what makes it so plausible
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@TheOnion so trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wish I only spent 24 seconds a year finding the end of the tape roll.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study: U.S. Wastes 2 Million Hours Annually Figuring Out Where Tape Roll Starts ... And half that time on toilette paper rolls
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@TheOnion@padfootjen You trying to figure out the shoe box in the lobby. -
@C_breunig@TheOnion exactly!
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