@TheOnion Princess will forgive #JoshDuggar 4 molesting her, admit immodesty by blinking eyes, promote revival of iron chastity belt 
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@TheOnion@hematocritico cómo cómo; espera... Eso significa que... Oh Dios, mi infancia al garete.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@hematocritico no me lo puedo de creerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But... But that means... oh man, that's a lot of childhood I suddenly have to reevaluate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love how so many people ask if your news is real! God bless "just crazy enough to sound real" satirical news!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She's gay, right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Disney Unveils First Virgin Princess http://onion.com/1Chgdr9 pic.twitter.com/Ku3bBtPXri” LOL!!
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