@TheOnion @MadameLemire @gchatstatus Story of my life! You should see how many holes are in my backyard.
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@TheOnion what an idiot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I was this five-year old. RT
@TheOnion: Five-Year-Old Convinced Dinosaur Bones Are Buried In Backyardhttp://onion.com/1LFVkYpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wait... They're not? Good thing that I have a phone (because that means I have a lawyer)
#saiontzandkirkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion COMING UP: Discovery of dinosaur femur and knee cap in the backyard leads to awkward moment at area men's barbecue.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~The dog knew all along, which explains that guilty look on its face.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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