Here are some tips for making sure you and your loved ones stay safe at the beach: http://onion.com/1RTMCWe pic.twitter.com/lF1LF3qN7r
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The bros say: Smart advice! RT @TheOnion: TIP: Avoid wind erosion by staying at the beach no longer than 500 years http://onion.com/1LFQg6l
“@TheOnion: TIP: Avoid wind erosion by staying at the beach no longer than 500 years http://onion.com/1LFQg6l ” hahaha @devnullrunner
@TheOnion Please promise to to do whatever you can to make something good, something meaningful out of what they've done to me.
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