@TheOnion I don't believe God had ever been fond of Christians, otherwise why would he have let so many be fed to lions?
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@TheOnion@tomhouslay Great... Especially the last 3 lines! -
@dtgwynne haha, yeah that bit really tickled me!
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@TheOnion What great news...Do..THEY..know that??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's the least satirical thing ever to appear in the Onion. I think it's dead right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“@TheOnion: From The Archives: God Distances Self From Christian Right http://onion.com/1RTVBql pic.twitter.com/qATN07GYXh”
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@TheOnion He knows crazy too!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Christians steal a Jewish Creation/then it was forgotten by bothThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not likelyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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