@TheOnion It's not Earth's fault she got a virus called the human race.
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@TheOnion @J_Medina9@Ryanmccccarthy read this. -
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@Ryanmccccarthy@TheOnion @J_Medina9 so funny
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@TheOnion Let's go! The ratio of dogs to humans: 2:1.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Didn't the Pope also say - our earth looks like shite?pic.twitter.com/B2TIwv1BQN
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@TheOnion That article was hilarious.

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@TheOnion Earth is shit. It's just our shit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion god gifted us with a long lasting home. However you think your good develop space travel fasterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion um, it doesn't take another planet to do that, humans got it covered.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gotta be the best one this year!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Of course we're shit! XDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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