@TheOnion I've been your fan for almost 20 yrs and have liked/loved every article title until now: "New Extended Paternity Leave." Classy.
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@TheOnion not funny the first time, even less funny this timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion your paternity leave lacks humor/poor taste/nothing to advance parental leave cause which is a huge issue for working familiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion forget the company's & coworkers respect. Better 2be respected as a father than a good employee! Fathers take your paternity back!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Extended Paternity Leave Offers Dads More Time To Lose Colleagues’ Respect http://onion.com/1Ir0aYG pic.twitter.com/wbGOzlN4MO
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RT @TheOnion: New Extended Paternity Leave Offers Dads More Time To Lose Colleagues’ Respect http://onion.com/1Ir0aYG pic.twitter.com/xsEcdk4Lyl
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@TheOnion and plan your exit interview all at once.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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