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@TheOnion Another campaign publicity stunt by@HillaryClintonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SparklingBio@TheOnion "She was the whole package"




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@tvieira687@TheOnion I told u satanic stuff. Satan knows who Is God. Satan is confusing u to he kept out of true knowledge of God. -
@roger_massey@TheOnion Satan is the one true leader and ruler of men He guides my every move and I bend to His every whim -
@roger_massey@TheOnion He whispers to me when I sleep. I am his sword. He speaks to me and I usher in His Reign.
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@TheOnion Virgin Erica was the first choice but Mr. God was reportedly worried about potential Virgin mama drama and opted for the mild MaryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the Bristol Palin of her era..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God the WomanizerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion His first choice got cold feet after she found out that she would have to marry an old man to support her & the baby.#DealBreakerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion cool now insult homosexuality you got religious done for todayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion after 2 millennia God finally checks voicemailThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What? My mother could have been someone else, but..........Why?!!!pic.twitter.com/G3bjf3UKbS
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@TheOnion okay you win happy reading nasty tweet dayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion born wrong sex?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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