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@TheOnion: Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke http://onion.com/1LEvi8W pic.twitter.com/ZHyuem4krt” What? No
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@TheOnion excellent, now we can talk about those vending machines that dispense women's underwear.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He is like I got these for sell ! HahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think they should start with banning that tieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But how will I rub one out ever again?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and a nations economy collapses soon after.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Danny_deeee I can't believe this is a real thing

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@TheOnion It's too bad. They're good at that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion NEVER!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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