“@TheOnion: "God, look at this thing." – @realDonaldTrump http://onion.com/1SYOUpA pic.twitter.com/dhd4W1hWXi”
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“@TheOnion: "God, look at this thing." – @realDonaldTrump http://onion.com/1SYOUpA pic.twitter.com/dhd4W1hWXi”
Sometimes, @TheOnion are vicious bastards but funny with it...
In England, we call this being "an excellent bastard". @TheOnion
@TheOnion And says to himself: My little Trump is the best, most massive, awesome penis in the universe, women can't get enough. #yourefired
@TheOnion @fredric_wertham
Aw.... Just like a little baby Jeebus.
@TheOnion @MichelleVista He calls it, "the Donald"
@TheOnion Wonder if he's ever told it 'your fired' in one of his darker moments.
@TheOnion Ironically it hasn't been "fired" since before The Apprentice was a thing.
@TheOnion @MissZindzi "Is that a cheeto?"
"N... uh... yeah. Yeah, it is. I'll just... I'll just go shower."
(door closes)
(engine revs)
@TheOnion just after wiping his ass with hundred dollar bills!
@TheOnion "God, look at this thing. It's...not...huge!" – Donald Trump
@TheOnion @SaraJBenincasa There needs to be an article about how Don's toupée is really a mind-controlling brain parasite and...
@TheOnion @SaraJBenincasa he's existing in the hell of being trapped in his own body as the brain bug makes him stay stupid things.
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