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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jun 2015

    Study: U.S. Wastes 2 Million Hours Annually Figuring Out Where Tape Roll Starts http://onion.com/1FKDo7H pic.twitter.com/HXdxy3hOS9

    10:15 AM - 29 Jun 2015
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      1. MC FUCK YOU‏ @BobCarl20 29 Jun 2015
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        @guylikesdike @TheOnion 100% accurate

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      1. taylor ward‏ @tayl666r 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @meghan_anna

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      1. MornelitheVT‏ @MornelitheVT 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Amateurs, fold the end edge so it sticks out.

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      1. Lonn Pressnall‏ @54lonnie 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion so true.

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      1. Paul‏ @mrPauliePaul 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Oh the humanity!

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      1. C W‏ @Cjscan1999 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @IvanDashSmith Oh how I hate this😈

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      1. Don Sheu 許家豪‏ @ulysseas 29 Jun 2015
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        @AmandaLMoen it's @TheOnion so at least from coffee break till lunch time

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      1. Matty Chill‏ @crIspYCHill 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion i would call that a lowball number ...

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      1. う✯$✪и ℃я¤и€‏ @OTGjic 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Yeah; you're supposed to fold over a thin strip so that it doesn't stick back down to the roll causing this headache of a problem.

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      1. Kelevra‏ @45kelevra 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion That study was a waste of time

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      1. Nittro‏ @shroommaster 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @Warchamp7 We waste a lot of time doing a lot of things. Like Photoshop. I was up at until 2 am trying to figure out the tools.

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      1. Alex‏ @Final_Viceroy 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I thought this was a satire site. :/

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      1. Margie‏ @margiearkcity 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion not only that but if the toliet paper should be under or over..... I'm so confused

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      1. noha‏ @nanobody_ 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion That is probably actually true. Worldwide too.

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      1. Sebastian the fennec‏ @maxmckeen 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @MythicalRedFox that says something about Americans

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