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@TheOnion Princess Hymen.

“@TheOnion: Disney Unveils First Virgin Princess http://onion.com/1FKCvvQ pic.twitter.com/YwFkJVOsDl”
@TheOnion Not likely... Pretty sure I banged her outside the Piggly Wiggly in Dodgeville.
@TheOnion aren't many of them 12 or 13?
@TheOnion y'all are crazy lol
@DallycatStrike @TheOnion Gona do at least as well as Frozen. Something for everybody.
“@TheOnion: Disney Unveils First Virgin Princess http://onion.com/1FKCvvQ pic.twitter.com/RTuqfuQHBS” so the other ones been doing the dirty D?!
@TheOnion this is the most stupid thing I've ever read. Ever.
“@TheOnion: Disney Unveils First Virgin Princess http://onion.com/1FKCvvQ pic.twitter.com/4Ka7aTgVHa” this has to be banter.
@TheOnion @marcelohessel para tudo, as outras princesas não eram virgens 
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@TheOnion what... aren't they all virgins? 

@TheOnion The last bit about how sexually active girls will like her friend, Princess Misty was PERFECT.
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