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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jun 2015

    Here is a timeline of extinction events over the planet’s history: http://onion.com/1RBrrZ2 pic.twitter.com/iROvds6c6c

    6:30 PM - 28 Jun 2015
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      1. Clayton Forrester‏ @warpfactor13 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @JohnRMoffitt Love this.

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      1. Anmol Chhabra‏ @Anmol1581 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion kmjyy

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      1. Elizabeth Dorsett‏ @LizzieDorsett 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion what i love about y'all is the world is so fk up in only reality these laughs could be a glimps into or dumb future

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      1. Lauren H. Logan, PhD‏ @LHLogan1 28 Jun 2015
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        http://onion.com/1RBrrZ2  pic.twitter.com/adJ8Zy6SD6 While funny, @TheOnion does shed light on our current path to self-destruction.

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion we have the where withal to be good we are just to scared

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion tissue will be issued

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion flying probably not

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion if they capture you the objects will be unidentifyable

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion out on someome else

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion the chemicals in question have a specific nature we should know we tried them all

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion extra extra read all about it hate destroy another daily planet

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion we question math in kansas

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion it must be good how everyone has faith in atomic theory

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion large blubbering crawly creatures need not ap

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion tax us sounds like texas and that is close enough ona mona pee a my ass

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion we prefer you not take the mass out on the pope he had hell to hold over the despots not all we got is tax

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      1. Janet Woodyard‏ @WoodyardJanet 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion hilarious!!!

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