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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jun 2015

    Non-Denominational Terrorist Organization Welcomes Extremists Of All Faiths http://onion.com/1RBreEY pic.twitter.com/TlLoLmWaBY

    3:30 PM - 28 Jun 2015
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    29 replies 523 retweets 628 likes
      1. Revista Mongolia‏Verified account @revistamongolia 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion You are the holy shit.

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      2. Scot Phelps‏ @emergencymgmt 1 Jul 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: Non-Denominational Terrorist Organization Welcomes Extremists Of All Faiths http://onion.com/1RBreEY pic.twitter.com/LWiPsAVVYJ

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      2. doug austen‏ @dougiedo3 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @almurray Last time I saw a queue with such diversity was in the classic Mel Brooks film Blazing Saddles.

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      1. Steve‏ @steveangelis 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Why are there whites in that lineup? No white Christian is a terrorist. It's against the bible.

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      1. Hunter Hall‏ @hhall5223 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion reminds me of the scene in #BlazingSaddles

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      1. Just Paul‏ @S1R1USme 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion beautiful to see the world, all colours & creeds, uniting under a flag of terror. Really shows us what people can do when united!

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      1. Evel Theweevil‏ @henriktheexcelt 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @easylocum Fekking hell... its like the sign up the baddies in Blazing Saddles . What's the/world coming to?

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      1. (((Edwin Moore)))‏ @GlasgowAlbum 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @Glinner 'Excuse me, is this the Kufr Queue?'

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      1. Steve -(Stephen if I'm in trouble)‏ @Scoutbloke 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @almurray Is Hedley Lamarr planning something? More beans #MrTaggart ?

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      2. CFBlaw‏ @CFB_law 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @Wolf_six yep. That's funny.

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      3. Michelle O'Brien  🦇‏ @Wolf_six 28 Jun 2015
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        @CFB_law It's nice to see such love and acceptance in the world.

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      1. Voltaire‏ @la_voltaire 28 Jun 2015
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        How can they scare us w/o an acronym? @TheOnion

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      2. Duncan42‏ @Duncan4242 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @ReidAboutSex Reminds me of the recruiting line in Blazing Saddles.

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      3. Duncan42‏ @Duncan4242 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @ReidAboutSex hmmm... already been said. Guess I should read all the comments before commenting. Hate to be redundant.

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