.@TheOnion @garkon_icky ... says scientist after getting paid for pretending to actually have to make a study
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@TheOnion i'm not happy but i can pretend with the best of them. and at least no one counts my smoke breaks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh trust me. We are happy pretending to work at work too....
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@TheOnion@RealDelonteWest @benbent08Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study: Employees Happiest When Pretending To Work From Home http://onion.com/1RBqvUn pic.twitter.com/zFdPmCPR6T”@GrottyAlonzo
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