@TheOnion God forbid we start voting on stuff again :()
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@TheOnion let's institute a random draw, when name is drawn u must serve 5 years with no recompense. Let's start that conversation!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As millions tweet on their new iPhone6S, "Why are people such sheep, so easily manipulated by others?" -
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@TheOnion Democrats you better come out and vote, dont let the crazies pick our leaders.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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