@TheOnion that's how my parents got me
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@TheOnion Parenting's tough. Even for the kids themselves. My brothers & sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @AM_ERIC_A1 I only bet babies -
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Who do you think you are looking pretty amazing in that game plan your family is just around the future
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@TheOnion I lost 3 out of 5 so far. :'(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But I had three aces!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion only idiots go all in with two pairThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not if its an obnoxious neighbor's obnoxious kid!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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