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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jun 2015

    In Politics: http://onion.com/1RBo1W8 pic.twitter.com/1Nb8k4mLRB

    12:00 PM - 27 Jun 2015
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    • Brian Baxter Speaks it is fall Toffer D. Brutechild libra men are TRASH! (Ⓥote!!) Felisha 🍋 M Louis DelValle nate! Nick | (Zeta)
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      1. Stef Anthony Coburn‏ @Stef_Coburn 27 Jun 2015
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        .@TheOnion Would love to write for @TheOnion. Hey guys I have a (self-awarded) degree in weaponised satire. Fancy a licenced UK perspective?

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 1 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Jeb fails to say that then Confederate Flag and Nazi Swastika are one and the same

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 1 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion It took 3 weeks for jeb to conclude the Confederate flag is a racist symbol.

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 30 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Took Jeb 3 weeks to decide the Confederate Flag is a racist symbol

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Jeb afraid to admit the Confederate Flag is a symbol of racism and oppression

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Jeb does not know if the Charleston shooter was a racist

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 29 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Jeb Afraid to call, for the removal of the Confederate Flag from all Public buildings

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Coward has not said Southern Hate groups are more dangerous than ISIS

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Coward has not used the phrase domestic terrorism

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Coward has not called then Confederate Flag a symbol of oppression and racism

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      1. Daniel Danso‏ @dannybdanso2 27 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Jeb you can't be your man. You will be controlled by the Hawks in the party

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 27 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Will Jeb support or oppose Confederate flag burning day

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      1. Knappag1‏ @Knappag1 27 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Jeb fails to call the Confederate flag a symbol of racism and oppression.

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      1. Lee Elliot‏ @kendoblack1 27 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion He's trying to walk a narrow path while looking at his feet. He does not know right from anythig else his surprise is concering.

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      1. Lee Elliot‏ @kendoblack1 27 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion duh!

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      1. Terry Huggins1‏ @TerryHuggins1 27 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Surprised ? You are a Obama want to be ! Nothing more.

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      1. Lisa isack‏ @lisa_isack 27 Jun 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Politics: http://onion.com/1RBo1W8  https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/614870847338090496/photo/Jeb … is still one of the 'good ole boys'.

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      1. mikee dee‏ @uncleblabby 27 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion political daylight with party still doesn't solve his Bush DNA problempic.twitter.com/nKMi3csFyN

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      1. trish‏ @irishheart1960 27 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion So in other words he is admitting the right "ARE" racist bigots

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