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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jun 2015

    What Sets Him Apart: Brings diversity to bottom third of GOP candidate polls http://onion.com/1RBpjk3 pic.twitter.com/bnqtxKKfC6

    5:30 PM - 26 Jun 2015
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    12 replies 127 retweets 199 likes
      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 26 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Secret Power: Invisibility.

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      2. spongeworthy‏ @spongeworthy2 26 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If only that were funny. Fuck you.

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      3. nolamomma‏ @nolamomma 26 Jun 2015
        Replying to @spongeworthy2

        @spongeworthy2 @TheOnion It's funny because it's true.

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      4. spongeworthy‏ @spongeworthy2 26 Jun 2015
        Replying to @nolamomma

        @nolamomma @TheOnion Doesn't make it any less tired and boring even if it were.

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      5. nolamomma‏ @nolamomma 26 Jun 2015
        Replying to @spongeworthy2

        @spongeworthy2 @TheOnion That's your party's problem. #thetruthismean! #stilltrue

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. spongeworthy‏ @spongeworthy2 26 Jun 2015
        Replying to @nolamomma

        @nolamomma @TheOnion *yawn* Buy a clue--your opinion means nothing. If there were less than nothing, that's what your opinion would mean

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      7. nolamomma‏ @nolamomma 26 Jun 2015
        Replying to @spongeworthy2

        @spongeworthy2 @TheOnion Wah. P.S. Wah P.P.S. #LoveRules (there now you've need gay married to a Komodo dragon)

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      8. spongeworthy‏ @spongeworthy2 26 Jun 2015
        Replying to @nolamomma

        @nolamomma I know who I think of love I think of snippy little shits like you, just bursting with it. You people need help.

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      1. Leslie J. Roldan‏ @roldanleslie2 27 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion ....good question, what does set Mr. Jindal apart, help me.

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      1. Lee Elliot‏ @kendoblack1 26 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion The bottom is correct about this dude what a waste could'ive been something instead he's something else.

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      1. Dr. Pluto A. Planet‏ @PLUTOAPLANET 26 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion nice and harsh. Just the way i like it

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      1. Kevin Cink‏ @KevinCink 26 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Hey...stay funny. Keep your political affiliations to yourself.

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      1. Sarah Johnson‏ @ncsunsister 26 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Bob Rogers‏ @BobRtheBassist 26 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion The Onion making fun of another group's lack of diversity. Who said they lost their sense of humor?

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      1. Acts‏ @KegParty5 26 Jun 2015
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        I dont trust a guy that makes Nana go thru emotional rollercoaster for their self serving needs @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/eycsLz32O3

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      1. Tom Gebe34‏ @Gebe33Thomas 26 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion you get what the onion does

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      1. keywest756‏ @pobboa 26 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion WOW

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