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@TheOnion@RandiButternubz I have laughed at every single one of these you posted - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion@NunoNuno11 That poor family. This is all Obama's fault: repeal ObamaCare! It's an affront to humanity!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion of course you end up storming off in a huff to a restaurant 20 mins across town with a 30 min wait.#everytime#thestruggleisrealThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion D fuq you thinkin with 5 or more?! Mimi's can't handle it after 3pm. Gotta do that 2/3 split main!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ptsdThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ma_calton “@TheOnion: Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://onion.com/1BEnoJh https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/614149866340495360/photo/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ROFLMAO !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's touch and go here, in front of the Asian BuffetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion probably would work thoughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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