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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jun 2015

    Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://onion.com/1dgYML1 pic.twitter.com/Y5L5OLc07P

    8:30 PM - 24 Jun 2015
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    18 replies 633 retweets 888 likes
      1. Brian H‏ @big_wheezy 24 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://onion.com/1dgYML1  pic.twitter.com/TMmmI5mFGH” @Krueger_David

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      2. Ragnorok321‏ @ragnorok321 24 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @emmagee111 watch out @KyletoDisney

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      3. Sincerely, Kyle‏ @kylekylebobyle 24 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ragnorok321

        @ragnorok321 @TheOnion @emmagee111 omg I saw this and i thought it was funny that it was poster right as I was cast

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      1. Stingray ☯️‏ @Stingray_travel 25 Jun 2015
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        @ThemePark RT @TheOnion: Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://onion.com/1dgYML1 pic.twitter.com/2p7UlqZljX

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      1. james t. claycomb‏ @darttanyon 24 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion he felt it coming on

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      1. Ela Mongrella‏ @ElaMongrella 24 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Poor Dale must've had rabies.

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      1. Stingray ☯️‏ @Stingray_travel 25 Jun 2015
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        @coasterradio “@TheOnion: Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://onion.com/1dgYML1  pic.twitter.com/2p7UlqZljX”

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      1. Stingray ☯️‏ @Stingray_travel 25 Jun 2015
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        @screamscape @TheOnion: Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://onion.com/1dgYML1 pic.twitter.com/2p7UlqZljX

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      1. Stingray ☯️‏ @Stingray_travel 25 Jun 2015
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        @ProgressCityUSA “@TheOnion: Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://onion.com/1dgYML1  pic.twitter.com/2p7UlqZljX”

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      1. John Erickson‏ @JohnEricksonYYZ 25 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Wait 'til "#JackWarner reads about this #FIFA #FIFAarrests https://www.facebook.com/LastWeekTonight/videos/720778981384447/ …

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      1. pee on carl‏ @Tapu_Koko 24 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion can't wait to go there next week then

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      1. Mari Cohen‏ @maribcohen 24 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion so if visitor attacks character...?

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      1. Sean‏ @seanlacey 24 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion ch-ch-ch-Chip and... oh

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      1. Joe Anthony Martinez‏ @Kaiberius 24 Jun 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://onion.com/1dgYML1  pic.twitter.com/tEMuu907lT”

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      1. Margie‏ @margiearkcity 24 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Well he said 'After you' then she said 'no after you' then he said 'no after you I insist'. Then she said no and he lost it

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      1. heather cameron‏ @lalalola16 24 Jun 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://onion.com/1dgYML1 pic.twitter.com/zQViahfFPA

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      2. Con-ye 🔮‏ @conny_thebeast 24 Jun 2015
        Replying to @misspinkvelvet

        @TaterTotFreak11 ????????

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      4. Con-ye 🔮‏ @conny_thebeast 24 Jun 2015
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        @TaterTotFreak11pic.twitter.com/6PlWtYZ6OL

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      6. Con-ye 🔮‏ @conny_thebeast 24 Jun 2015
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        @TaterTotFreak11pic.twitter.com/yf8mvuxxMQ

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