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@TheOnion I wish I could've seen the winged crocodiles, I would catch one and name him Fredrick.
@sheepeez_Gaming @TheOnion I believe Froderick would be better #MartyFeldmen #YoungFrankenstein
@Big_Zilka @TheOnion I like it!
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"20 million years ago: God dies"
@TheOnion All bollocks, the meaning of life is for each generation to provide enough talented individuals to render the human race obsolete
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