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@TheOnion If my lawsuit pans out, I will thank The Onion for paying for my kid's college.
@TheOnion would cotton work just as well? Seems it would stuff in easyer...
.@TheOnion Charles Darwin would thank you for this.
@TheOnion Thanks for the tips. I was already doing some of them Only I wear my clothes wet much cooler
@TheOnion omg so helpful. Saved 250 bucks this month alone on electricity by stuffing tissues into outlet.
@TheOnion indirectly controlling the American population rate since 1988.
@TheOnion seriously is that a fire hazard
@optimusrob "@TheOnion: TIP: Stuff unused power outlets with paper towels and Kleenex to prevent electricity from escaping from the holes”
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@TheOnion hahaha. Thanks!
@TheOnion righhhht 
@TheOnion that's just shocking
@TheOnion #13 Read The Onion, save energy by not laughing.
@TheOnion don't forget to make them wet. :P
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